FINGER FUCKING!

And I'm not talking about what you do to a girl on the back stair-case in high school..

Do you know why Minnie Mouse broke up with Mickey?! She got tired of hearing "new message" "new message" at 5 in the damn morning.. Mickey bought a fucking Sidekick, Blackberry, IPhone, G1! G-Damn modern technology! It's the reason most relationships are bad..because there's no relationship!..

You go out to dinner your woman doesn't look into your eyes cause she's finger fucking her damn blackberry! Your man can't pay attention to the road cause he's driving with his forearms to busy finger fucking his sidekick. You haven't had a face to face mouth to mouth conversation in days unless it's on twitter or myspace or text or whatever the fuck else.. and you live in the same house! The bad part about it is MEN and Women are oblivious...The MODERN ART OF ROMANCE and COMMUNICATION are DEAD! But do you even CARE? ASK YOURSELF THAT QUESTION. When getting a text or an email makes your heart flutter, more so than the stare or a gentle caress from your partner, you know it's time to let the government put a chip in your ass and stamp you Made in the USA Product of Ford, Toshiba, Apple, Etc...

You ever stop FINGER FUCKING and think to yourself  "this is a scheme to downsize the population." If we can't interact as Humans on a hands on face to face basis..then we won't exist in a couple of years..no reproduction because you're not fucking your spouse..You're fucking your phone!!

And if that doesn't scare you...Think of all the medical bills you'll have to pay when you're diagnosed with arthritis or carpal tunnell syndrome..

That being said...Minnie fuck Mickey! 

Thumbs down to Danger, Sharp, T-Mobile(sidekick), Steve Jobs(iphone), Paisano(twitter), Mike Lazaridis(blackberry)..

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